donald trump tweets
-
Twitter Permanently Suspends Donald Trump’s Account for Violating 'Glorification of Violence' Policy
Twitter announced Friday evening that it would permanently ban the account of President Donald Trump after continuing to use the platform to incite violence following the riot at the Capitol on Wednesday. The company released a blog post explaining what led to this course of action. They cited two tweets the president published on Friday…
-
The Unofficial Guide to Whitesplaining Racism
Racism: Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one’s own race is superior —The Oxford/English Dictionary text Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich.) was born in Detroit. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was born in the Bronx. Ayanna Pressley (D-Mass.) was born in Cincinnati, Ohio. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) immigrated to…
-
If You Helped a Racist Become the Most Powerful Person in America, Then You’re a Racist Too
Legally, Lakeith Smith is a murderer. When he was 15 years old, police officers confronted Lakeith and a group of friends after the teenagers allegedly burglarized a home in Millbrook, Ala. One of the boys, 16-year-old A’Donte Washington, “brandished” a gun, according to police, forcing officers to shoot Washington four times, killing him. Alabama’s law…
-
When Chancletas Come Home to Roost: Did You Hear About the Flip Flops That Confirm Trump Is a Flip-Flopper?
If you’re like me, you have absolutely no trouble disbelieving everything that comes out of that repugnant hole Donald J. Trump calls his mouth. But nevertheless, when I’m ignoring the so-called president’s primetime immigration address—airtime denied our former president—on Tuesday night, I’m going to wish I were kicking my feet up in some chancletas that…
-
Michael Cohen Said Trump Made Him Break the Law. Trump Tweets Cohen Should Have Known Better
The president of people who buy gas-station hot dogs has awakened from his slumber, taken his morning bath in a mixture of antifreeze and peach Faygo, and started his daily tweeting regimen by explaining how he shouldn’t be held responsible for Michael Cohen’s illegal acts just because he may have told Cohen to break the…
-
After Meeting With One of the World’s Worst Dictators, Trump Declares the Press America’s Biggest Enemy
So now that the president of the United States is all “Go, best friend, that’s my best friend” with the tyrannical leader of North Korea, he somehow believes that the press is America’s biggest enemy. In an angry tweet Wednesday, Donald Trump declared that CNN and NBC were the purveyors of “fake news,” all claims…
-
Trump Embarrasses His Wife With Cheating Scandals but Thinks the Media Treats Her Unfairly
With a full heart and clear eyes, President Donald Trump tweeted, earnestly, that he’s getting tired of the “vicious” treatment first lady Melania Trump has received behind her weeklong absence from the public eye. “The Fake News Media has been so unfair, and vicious, to my wife and our great First Lady, Melania,” Trump tweeted.…
-
President Stays-on-Vacation’s Tweet on Global Warming Might Be the Dumbest Statement He’s Ever Made
Oh, I get it. Because it’s really cold on the East Coast, and global warming is the belief that the planet is heating up at alarming rates, that serves as proof that global warming doesn’t exist. At least that appears to be the president’s logic after his dumb ass tweeted this: I’m surprised that Donald…