Donald Trump Jr. couldn’t just let Monday chill. Nope, he had to come out and hit for the cycle. First we reported that Donald Trump Jr., aka “Not Ivanka,” was doing the slug-footed Electric Slide into a former model’s DMs. Then we reported that Not Ivanka was so cheap that he separated two-ply toilet paper to make…

For years, the race between Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. for the dumbest Trump offspring wasn’t a race. In fact, it could’ve. been argued that Eric Trump was about to lap the field when Trump Jr. yelled out, “Hold my coffee,” and ran to the press to exclaim that his dad isn’t racist because he’s hung out with…