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  • James Comey Spills the Tea on Donald Trump and His Pee 

    Apparently, Michael Cohen isn’t the only person Donald Trump tried to get to act as a fixer for him. In his upcoming book, former FBI Director James Comey says the president tried to get him to investigate the infamous “pee tape” allegations. According to the New York Post—which got an advance copy of the book—the…

  • Mandarin Orange Mugabe Isn’t Distracting Us; He’s Really That Frail

    If I had a dollar for every headline our president-elect generates in a single day, let alone an entire campaign season, I would probably have enough money to pay off both my student loans and at least half of the debt his lying ass pretends not to have. As someone who can see, hear, read…

  • Report: Donald Trump Hired Prostitutes to Pee In Beds He Knew the Obamas Slept In

    A person claiming to be a former British intelligence official compiled a dossier that has been circulating for weeks among elected officials, intelligence agents and journalists, making claims that the Russian government has been “cultivating, supporting and assisting” President-elect Donald Trump for years and gained compromising information about him. The dossier is a collection of…