As America frets over the Republicans’ efforts to taint the Mueller investigation, the prospect of a North Korean nuclear contamination and Syria’s use of chemical warfare against its own citizens, there is a much bigger threat of poisoning looming on the American horizon.

Editor’s note: All of this food tastes better at my house than at your house, but ya know, rock rock on.

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