Roy Moore Will Win Alabama’s Senate Seat Because Southern Folks Don’t Like Being Told What to Do

Let’s be clear: Nobody likes being told what to do. I hate it when my mortgage company sends me an email letting me know my payment is due on the first of each month. It’s set to autopay, but I ALWAYS consider disabling that option and paying it on, like, the 14th JUST because they’re yapping about me paying a bill…