First, Jerry Rice had the audacity to criticize Colin Kaepernick for protesting police brutality against unarmed black men, women and children, and now the Hall of Fame wide receiver is in a Popeyes commercial wearing a damn chicken-wing helmet.

1. Comic books (Not movies based on comic books, because I care about those. Or even hearing the news that one of my favorite writers is penning a comic book series, because I care about that too. Just not the actual comic book.)

1. Serving undercooked and/or underseasoned meat at events Black people happen to be at

I don't know where to begin. And, since I don't know where to begin, I'll begin from the beginning — the first time I realized I don't really like chicken all that much.