Back in 2011, rumors began sprouting that Donald Trump Jr. and failed Danity Kane singer Aubery O’Day were on “Bill O’Reilly and chill” time, which would’ve been fine, except that Lil Donnie was very married with kids.

I want to make this clear: I derive no joy from reporting these types of stories.

While many of us believe that Donald Trump Jr. is just an inbred walking reindeer hoof whose flirting techniques include making bacon jokes about a woman’s vagina, and we are right, it turns out that he may still have been quite the ladies’ man.

Donald Trump Jr. couldn’t just let Monday chill. Nope, he had to come out and hit for the cycle. First we reported that Donald Trump Jr., aka “Not Ivanka,” was doing the slug-footed Electric Slide into a former model’s DMs. Then we reported that Not Ivanka was so cheap that he separated two-ply toilet paper to make…