Let’s just start off from the top turnbuckle. These new Stephen Curry Under Armour sneakers look like something you’d find being sold in a grocery store in the ’90s. They look like those sneakers that were tied together with plastic and thrown in bins, right next to the frozen-food section.
On Thursday, Under Armour unveiled the Curry Two low-top, nicknamed “Chef,” and Twitter was not amused. They didn’t think the sneakers looked exactly like a sneaker a NBA player would rock, and so they let the chopper fly with tweets about who would wear them.
And this pretty sums up the sneakers:
But, then again, I’m sure Curry was all smiles when he got that Under Armour endorsement check.