Sean ‘Spicy Facts’ Spicer Has Officially Left the White House. Who Else Thought He Was Already Gone?
Thursday marked the last official day of Sean “Spicy Facts” Spicer’s tumultuous run as a member of President Ezekiel von FuckFace’s staff, and who knew? I mean, I loved the guy and I didn’t even know. In fact, I thought he’d been gone ever since Sarah Huckabee Sanders, aka Suckabee, took over the role of first fibber on the mic when she started holding White House press briefings.
I wish I could say that I’m going to miss Spicy Facts, but I already did that when I thought he was gone.
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So in memoriam of Spicy Facts’ rise from White House bunny to White House communications spokesperson, let’s take a look back at some of the best stories written about the man, the myth, the legend.
Like the time when he claimed that Hitler didn’t gas the Jews:
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Or the many fights he had with the press:
Or the time he hid among the bushes to avoid the press:
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And who can forget the time he started checking staff’s cellphones to find who was leaking news to the press?
Or the time that he wanted to convince a group of grown adults that “covfefe” was an actual word?
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We are really going to miss you, Spicy Facts—too bad we all thought you were already gone.