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Outrageous Signs From the ‘No Kings’ Protest That’ll Make You Spit Out Your Drink

From biting political jabs to absurdly clever jokes, here are the most hilarious Signs From ‘No Kings’ protests.

You can always count on a good rally to bring the signs — and the “No Kings” protest did not disappoint. In one of the nation’s largest ever demonstrations, crowds gathered from New York to Los Angeles, Saturday to push back against President Donald Trump’s administration and what they see as his creeping authoritarianism. Protesters wielded signs like “It’s not our fault his dad didn’t love him” and “No diaper dictators,” mixing humor with a stern warning about the rising threat to democratic freedoms, per No Kings Coalition

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It’s clear people are more fed up than ever. And with humor this good, we’ve collected the most comical and iconic placards that had everyone talking. And with nearly 7 million people in attendance — 2 million more than the turnout in June — the political clap backs seemed to have no end in sight, and we are thoroughly entertained.

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♬ Freedom (feat. Kendrick Lamar) – Beyoncé

Starting off strong, TikTok user Jessica Golich found some of her faves, which included placards that wrote, “Imagine losing our country to a fat bitch that can’t even blend his makeup,” and “Veto the Cheeto.” Honorable mentions from the clip include “If Kamala was in charge, we’d be at brunch,” and “Keep the heat on I.C.E. until it melts” — a dig at ICE and their controversial tactics.

Highlights from the above clip include “Does this ass make my country look small?,” “Eggs are so expensive because all the chickens are in congress,” and “It’s giving small Dic-tator energy.”

But that’s not all. Get a load of the honorable mentions below.

Baby Trump

(Genaro Molina/Los Angeles Times via Getty Images)

“47 Dumps on Democracy”

(Photo by Robert Nickelsberg/Getty Images)

“Abolish the Turd Reich”

(Photo by Guy Smallman/Getty Images)

“No Diaper Dictators”

(Genaro Molina/Los Angeles Times via Getty Images)

“They Are Not Eating the Dogs!”

(Photo by Natalie Behring/Getty Images)

“Live, Laugh, Lock Him Up”

(Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)

“Ikea Has Smarter Cabinets”

(photo by Mark Kerrison/In Pictures via Getty Images)

“Nope 2 the Dope!”

(Photo by Erik McGregor/LightRocket via Getty Images)

“Taco is Not a King”

(Photo by Erik McGregor/LightRocket via Getty Images)

“Flush the King”

(Photo by Robert Nickelsberg/Getty Images)

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