My Black Ass Deck of Playing Cards Is Better and Blacker Than Yours (Unless You Also Own a Black Ass Deck, Too)

I try to support black businesses as much as possible, and not just because some white brand fucks up. I buy my books from black-owned bookstores (for the most part; sometimes you canโ€™t beat 50 percent off on a signed copy of a book that costs $34.99 at Barnes & Noble). If youโ€™re a black-owned…

I try to support black businesses as much as possible, and not just because some white brand fucks up. I buy my books from black-owned bookstores (for the most part; sometimes you canโ€™t beat 50 percent off on a signed copy of a book that costs $34.99 at Barnes & Noble). If youโ€™re a black-owned apparel company who makes dope shit, thereโ€™s a better than 90 percent chance that I will buy something from you. (I will not, however, support you just because the word โ€œblackโ€ is on a T-shirt; I have my flyness to concern myself with.)

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So it was with great pleasure and excitement the other day when I was scrolling through my Instagram feed and saw a post from The Heiritage, a company formed by two black women who graduated from Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Tiffany Mickel and Shawna Davis, whoโ€™d created and styled a whole ass, black ass deck of playing cards, where each card, including what would be the Jokers, features a different awesome black woman, both contemporary and of the past.

Like who?

Glad you asked.

When playing Spades, on what would be the big and little joker, there are photos of Angela Davis and Maya Angelou. Argue amongst yourselves about who gets to be the Big Joker. My money is on Davis, who is rocking all black everything and has an afro and black fist raised on the card. The Ace is Michelle Obama, and the cards, deuce (two) through king respectively are: Harriet Tubman, Althea Gibson, Mae Jemison, Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Zora Neale Hurston, Bessie Coleman, Shirley Chisolm, Ida B. Wells, Madam C.J. Walker, Rosa Parks and, of course, Coretta Scott King on the king. Each woman appears on the corresponding card in each suit, and each woman is on a card in which her numerical placement corresponds with some fact about her life.

For instance, Nina Simone is on the six card because โ€œIt was on her sixth live album Nina Simone in Concert that โ€œMississippi Goddamโ€ was debuted to the world.โ€ Madam C. J. Walker is on the jack because she is โ€œA Jack-of-all-trades, Madam C.J. Walker affirmed that โ€œThere is no royal flower-strewn path to success โ€ฆ for if I have accomplished anything in life it is because I have been willing to work hard.โ€โ€™ You can read about each woman on their website.

I was so hyped and excited to see this creation, I bought three decks. It is also one of those ideas that as soon as you see it you say to yourself, โ€œDammit, self, how come YOU never thought to do this?!โ€

But Iโ€™m glad they did. Because from here on out, when Iโ€™m playing Spades and bustinโ€™ niggas asses and putting on clinics on how to properly slap a card for maximum spin on the table, I will be doing so with a deck full of black women (and eventually menโ€”thatโ€™s in the works, I might mix and match my decks) so even though you got your ass ran off the table, Angela Davis helped me do it, so you canโ€™t be mad. Unless I slap you with Michelle Obama or Harriet Tubman (playing Joker-Joker-Deuce-Deuce, house rules, ya know), in which case it probably doesnโ€™t matter who is on the card, there will be furniture movinโ€™.

So if youโ€™re like me and love to support black businesses but also would like to play Spades with some ancestors and some folks still kickinโ€™ who done did some big ting tings, hereโ€™s a deck of playing cards for you. I keep a deck of cards (and Uno cards) on me at almost all times, but always in my car, just in case somebody wants to play Spades or lose money in Tonk (or Tunk, I donโ€™t know which is the right way to spell that.) The fact that I can now do that with blackness warms my soul. It lets my soul glo and shine through. Ainโ€™t nothinโ€™ like a little heiritage ... see what I did there? Iโ€™ll see myself out.

Have a black one.

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