Marlon Wayans Reacts to His Home Robbery, But It’s Not What You Think

Marlon Wayans is finally speaking out following a home robbery he experienced a week ago.

If you didn’t know, Marlon’s home was burglarized on Saturday, June 29 around 2:30 a.m. While The Wayans Brothers star wasn’t home, his brother and fellow comedian Keenen Ivory Wayans was and was awakened by the noise of the attempted robber but brushed it off and allegedly went back to sleep. According to TMZ, the robbers snuck in the backyard and shattered a back window before entering and taking off with only several thousands of dollars in cash and a safe.

Now, in a video posted to Instagram, Marlon is sharing an update to his fans and followers about the incident in the most hilarious way possible.

“They didn’t really get much, ‘cause I don’t own shit. The most valuable thing in my house...is my house. So unless you’re gonna put that shit on a truck and drag it away, then hey man, you did well. But I don’t own shit,” he said before going into the fact that he uses credit cards for most purchases, wears fake jewelry, and advising the robbers to hit up the other homes in the neighborhoods.

“I’m the wrong nigga to rob! Go down the block, it’s a lot of fashion niggas out there!”

He further reiterated his stance in the caption to his post, saying:

“God is so Good. Everyone is fine. I’m grateful. Dear ROBBERS and OTHERS, I am the WRONG NIGGA to ROB. Save your energy. I don’t have anything valuable in my house except MY HOUSE. Sorry, Ilive a simple life with 2 cats and one of them is a 1994 Range Rover, you will need a jumpstart if you steal it cuz the battery is dead. Robbers don’t waste your energy or your life doing home invasions, shit is too heavy!!! You want to carry all that bullshit? Throw your back out, and for what?! I repeat I don’t own shit valuable. I don’t have a bunch of cash or jewelry. Please pick a better 🎯 thank you and love you… still.”