Holy Hennessy! One South African Church Takes Jesus Juice to a Whole Nother Level

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Gabola Church, which was founded eight months ago in a South African township, openly uses that akkka-haul to juice increase its enthusiastic flock.

โ€œWe are a church for those who have been rejected by other churches because they drink alcohol,โ€ Gabolaโ€™s founder and self-declared pope, Tsietsi Makiti, told the Associated Press. โ€œGabola Church is established to redeem the people who are rejected, who are regarded as sinners. We drink for deliverance. We are drinking for the Holy Ghost to come into us.โ€

A pool table adorned with whiskey and beer serves as the altar. There, six ministers solemnly bless various adult beverages. The congregation sings hymns praising the positive effects of drinking, and new members are baptized with beer.

Gabola means โ€œdrinkingโ€ in Tswana, one of South Africaโ€™s official languages. Gabola now boasts 30 members in the Orange Farm Township, about 35 miles south of Johannesburg.

โ€œOur aim is to convert bars, taverns and shebeens into churches,โ€ said Makiti, dressed in a red robe and with a gold-trimmed bishopโ€™s miter. โ€œAnd we convert the tavern owners into pastors.โ€

Of course, the unique place of worship has its critics.

โ€œGabola has nothing to do with the word of God. Those are not church services,โ€ said Archbishop Modiri Patrick Shole, director of the South African Union Council of Independent Churches. โ€œThey are using the Bible to promote taverns and drinking liquor. It is blasphemous. It is heresy and totally against the doctrines.โ€

He says he is going to come after Gabola for breaking municipal regulations that say churches should not be located near bars.

Makiti counters that many of the professed holy drink at home, and in secret. โ€œWe drink openly at our services. We do so in peace and we love each other,โ€ he said.

Makiti said alcohol will only be sold and blessed to people who are 20, two years older than South Africaโ€™s legal drinking age.

Gabola is not affiliated with any other Christian denominations.

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