Michael B. Jordan (@michaelbjordan via Instagram)
People magazine really outdid itself this year when it named Blake Shelton as its “sexiest” man of the year. By “outdid itself,” I mean—this is Trump’s America—People didn’t even try.
Shelton is the primary reason I refuse to watch NBC’s The Voice, and that’s a lot, considering that Miley Cyrus is on the show. Shelton has the face and the personality of a possum, and it’s amazing that People really thought its pick would wow folks.
People’s white nonsense definitely has the internet wondering WTF:
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So in honor of Shelton being People’s not-so-sexiest man alive, we offer up some men to cleanse your palate:
Mahershala Ali (Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)
Trevante Rhodes (@_trevante_ via Instagram)
Director Taika Waititi attends the Cinema Society’s screening of Marvel Studios’ Thor: Ragnarok at the Whitby Hotel on Oct. 30, 2017, in New York City. (Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
Idris Elba attends the Design Museum’s Ferrari event on Nov. 14, 2017, in London. (John Phillips/Getty Images)
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Chris Hemsworth attends the Cinema Society’s screening of Marvel Studios’ Thor: Ragnarok at the Whitby Hotel on Oct. 30, 2017, in New York City. (Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
Actor Jason Momoa attends the premiere of Warner Bros. Pictures’ Justice League at Dolby Theatre on Nov. 13, 2017, in Los Angeles’ Hollywood district. (Emma McIntyre/Getty Images)
Jeff Goldblum poses for a portrait at Arroyo Seco Weekend at the Brookside Golf Course on June 24, 2017, in Pasadena, Calif. (Rich Fury/Getty Images for Arroyo Seco Weekend)
Riz Ahmed attends HBO’s Post Emmy Awards Reception at the Pacific Design Center on Sept. 17, 2017, in Los Angeles. (Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)
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Actor Lewis Tan (@lewistanofficial via Instagram)
Sterling K. Brown (@sterlingkbrown via Instagram)
Michael B. Jordan (@michaelbjordan via Instagram)
You’re welcome. Drop your own visions of sexiness in the comments!
DISCUSSION
Yeah, okay the only winner to Sexiest Man Alive is Collin Kaepernick. Also, you’re welcome everyone for being blessed by Collin’s existence.