Here Are a Bunch of Men Sexier Than Blake Shelton

People magazine really outdid itself this year when it named Blake Shelton as its “sexiest” man of the year. By “outdid itself,” I mean—this is Trump’s America—People didn’t even try.

Shelton is the primary reason I refuse to watch NBC’s The Voice, and that’s a lot, considering that Miley Cyrus is on the show. Shelton has the face and the personality of a possum, and it’s amazing that People really thought its pick would wow folks.

People’s white nonsense definitely has the internet wondering WTF:

https://twitter.com/susie_meister/status/930628965680549888

https://twitter.com/TellWilliamsIV/status/930630792832782337

https://twitter.com/anildash/status/930644941608505344

Blake Shelton is sexy if you like a guy who's always about to lean in and tell you about hearty, healthy, American dog food.

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) November 15, 2017

The same people who voted in People’s sexiest alive man list are the same folks who tampered w/ the presidential elections

There’s no way Blake Shelton is the sexiest man w/ Trevante Rhodes still breathing. pic.twitter.com/cd5NTcKJp4

— Waiting To Oxtail (@CoreyPTownsend) November 15, 2017

So in honor of Shelton being People’s not-so-sexiest man alive, we offer up some men to cleanse your palate:

You’re welcome. Drop your own visions of sexiness in the comments!