People magazine really outdid itself this year when it named Blake Shelton as its “sexiest” man of the year. By “outdid itself,” I mean—this is Trump’s America—People didn’t even try.
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Shelton is the primary reason I refuse to watch NBC’s The Voice, and that’s a lot, considering that Miley Cyrus is on the show. Shelton has the face and the personality of a possum, and it’s amazing that People really thought its pick would wow folks.
People’s white nonsense definitely has the internet wondering WTF:
So in honor of Shelton being People’s not-so-sexiest man alive, we offer up some men to cleanse your palate:
You’re welcome. Drop your own visions of sexiness in the comments!
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