People magazine really outdid itself this year when it named Blake Shelton as its “sexiest” man of the year. By “outdid itself,” I mean—this is Trump’s America—People didn’t even try.
Shelton is the primary reason I refuse to watch NBC’s The Voice, and that’s a lot, considering that Miley Cyrus is on the show. Shelton has the face and the personality of a possum, and it’s amazing that People really thought its pick would wow folks.
People’s white nonsense definitely has the internet wondering WTF:
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So in honor of Shelton being People’s not-so-sexiest man alive, we offer up some men to cleanse your palate:
Mahershala Ali (Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images)
Trevante Rhodes (@_trevante_ via Instagram)
Director Taika Waititi attends the Cinema Society’s screening of Marvel Studios’ Thor: Ragnarok at the Whitby Hotel on Oct. 30, 2017, in New York City. (Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
Idris Elba attends the Design Museum’s Ferrari event on Nov. 14, 2017, in London. (John Phillips/Getty Images)
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Chris Hemsworth attends the Cinema Society’s screening of Marvel Studios’ Thor: Ragnarok at the Whitby Hotel on Oct. 30, 2017, in New York City. (Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
Actor Jason Momoa attends the premiere of Warner Bros. Pictures’ Justice League at Dolby Theatre on Nov. 13, 2017, in Los Angeles’ Hollywood district. (Emma McIntyre/Getty Images)
Jeff Goldblum poses for a portrait at Arroyo Seco Weekend at the Brookside Golf Course on June 24, 2017, in Pasadena, Calif. (Rich Fury/Getty Images for Arroyo Seco Weekend)
Riz Ahmed attends HBO’s Post Emmy Awards Reception at the Pacific Design Center on Sept. 17, 2017, in Los Angeles. (Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)
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Actor Lewis Tan (@lewistanofficial via Instagram)
Sterling K. Brown (@sterlingkbrown via Instagram)
Michael B. Jordan (@michaelbjordan via Instagram)
You’re welcome. Drop your own visions of sexiness in the comments!
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