Eric Trump Might Be the Dumbest Trump Out of All the Trumps

It is difficult for me to type this because I know that the degree of stupidity inside the Trump family is as wide as the Sahara, but Eric Trump might be the dumbest Trump in the history of Trumps. Suggested Reading Three Friends Were Headed To A Beyoncรฉ Concert, But One Dies On the Way.…

It is difficult for me to type this because I know that the degree of stupidity inside the Trump family is as wide as the Sahara, but Eric Trump might be the dumbest Trump in the history of Trumps.

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I know, I know. But I come with receipts.

On Tuesday, President Sterling von DickTweetโ€™s second son, who freakishly resembles a vampire thatโ€™s been run over by a truckโ€”seriously, he doesnโ€™t look like an out-of-work vampire whoโ€™s drowning in sea of child support payments?โ€”

... Anyway, Eric Trump took a screenshot of Twitterโ€™s suggestions for accounts that he should follow, along with the hashtag #DeepState. That screenshot included the 2016 Democratic presidential nominee, and perpetual name in his fatherโ€™s anus-shaped mouth, Hillary Clinton; former president, and most black folksโ€™ president for life, Barack Obama; and wild card, and liberal funny woman, Ellen DeGeneres.

https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/948378088899072000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

For those of us who donโ€™t follow white supremacist politics, the โ€œdeep stateโ€ is a concept embraced by Trump and many of his minions. Here is how the New York Times explains it:

Though the deep state is sometimes discussed as a shadowy conspiracy, it helps to think of it instead as a political conflict between a nationโ€™s leader and its governing institutions.

That can be deeply destabilizing, leading both sides to wield state powers like the security services or courts against one another, corrupting those institutions in the process.

President Titi von ShitWad has referred to the Justice Department as the โ€œDeep State Justice Deptโ€ that is undermining his authority.

The point is, Eric Trumpโ€™s assertion that Twitterโ€™s algorithms that came up with the suggestions of Barry O, Clinton and DeGeneres are somehow the work of the deep state might make him the dumbest Trump, a feat that seems almost unachievable.

Twitter users, of course, had something to say about this:

https://twitter.com/gollum1419_g/status/948545156353019904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/marcorecio/status/948463536648331264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/analyticswonk/status/948383281552207873?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/lizballard09/status/948581691647496192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

I think that Eric Trump is leading the pack in 2018.

Read more at the New York Times.

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