The New York Times: Obama's Iraq Pullout Plan Gains GOP Support, Hell Freezing Over
TBT: Hm. Perhaps the President really can get somewhere with this "purpling" of the government. Or maybe they're just biding their time.
The Washington Post: Pondering a Newspaper Bailout, Constitution Sighs
TBT: Going against the spirit of the free market is questionable enough. Bailing out the "free press" just invites a brave new world few want. At some point, even legitimate financial difficulty cannot overshadow founding principles.
The Los Angeles Times: Doing Time? Consult a Jailhouse Litigator (And Bring a Carton of Smokes)
TBT: This must be a growth industry. You have to love this country: You can get just about anything for a price.
TBT: Something tells us these gentlemen have been keeping up with the chats of a former junior senator from Illinois.
TBT: People tend to get froggy when you're in their pocket.
TBT: What do you think we're going to say? That John Bolton is a…"real character."
Jack and Jill Politics: The Reversal of Shock: Presidential Speech Edition
TBT: We like to call it "The Obama Cut." It's the President's uppercut speech style; his special way of punching everyone in America, but punching them up and toward being a better version of themselves. The Obama Cut (tm).
The Black Snob: Sam Jackson Is A Bad Mutha…
TBT: YES MARVEL DESERVES TO PAY AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN &^%$!
The Daily Beast: Citi Bailout - $45B +, Buzz Bailout - 0
TBT: Maybe if we change our name to CitiBuzz we can get a couple bill for our troubles.
The Huffington Post: Michele Bachmann Attempts "Black" Speak at Michael Steele, Fails
TBT: It's times like these that make you miss the days of yore when the GOP didn't bother pretending to like anyone but themselves.