Trump Isn’t Just Bullying Schools Into Reopening in the Fall, He’s Now Threatening to Withhold Funding If They Don’t [Updated]I play this game with my 10-month-old daughter in which I put my hands over her eyes and then pull them away, and…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 8, 2020
Trump’s Consumer Watchdog Just Approved Predatory Lending, AgainThe greatest president to ever set his Stacy Adams inside the Oval Office did something monumental during his time…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 8, 2020
Trump’s Niece Confirms It: The President Is a Neglected Child Who Has Always Been a LiarPresident Trump’s niece Mary L. Trump is doing the Lord’s work by single-handedly exposing him for being the…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 7, 2020
The Cakewalk: Cops, My Mental Condition and the Tradition of Police BrutalityIt started with a piece of strawberry cake.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 7, 2020
Tucker Carlson Claims Combat Veteran Tammy Duckworth Doesn’t Love America and She Claps Back: ‘Walk a Mile in My Legs’You may disagree with Illinois Sen. Tammy Duckworth’s policy. You may not even like the fact that she’s bold and…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 7, 2020
When Boredom Hits an Old Racist: Trump Hate Tweets About Bubba Wallace and NASCAR’s Ban on Confederate FlagWhat is a racist to do when he doesn’t have any news to throw gasoline on the racist fire he keeps lit? Well, bring…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 6, 2020
Trump Big Mad at Black Lives Matter, Calls NYC Fifth Avenue Mural a ‘Symbol of Hate’President Trump started his Wednesday morning the way he normally does. He woke from his sleeping coffin, pulled…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 2, 2020
Jeff Sessions Is Just Being a White ManI know that I consistently refer to white men who make racists comments as racists but I’m starting to rethink that.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 2, 2020
Fla. Governor Continues to be a Goddamn Idiot, Has No Plans to Do Anything as COVID-19 Cases Continue to RiseHave you ever heard the story of how Florida was created?ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 1, 2020
Trump Is Willing to Defund Real Soldiers to Protect Statues of Racist GeneralsPresident Donald Trump, the man voted most likely to rub soft carrots all over his flaccid body, has weaponized…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 1, 2020
The White House Confirms That the President Can Read and Also Make Poopies By HimselfI have two children under the age of 3, which basically means I’m tired of clapping.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJuly 1, 2020
Fox & Friends to Trump: Please Wear a Mask Over Your Anus-Like Mouth (I’m Paraphrasing a Bit)The shadow president known to the American public as Fox News is getting tired of Trump’s shit and has asked,…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 30, 2020
It Took 3 Hours to Delete the President’s ‘White Power’ Tweet Because No One Could Reach Him. He Was Out Golfing...During a PandemicI stand before you ashamed. I never thought that I would have to apologize to you but I must. See, all this time…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 30, 2020
Trump Was Briefed on Russian Bounties, So Why Is Everyone Lying?Trump knew. Everyone in the White House knows he knew. But the company line is to protect the president, so everyone…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 30, 2020
Trump Wants Us to Believe No One Told Him Russia Offered Bounties for Killing U.S. Troops in Afghanistan. Have I Told You That Trump Is a Liar?President Donald Trump would like America to believe that U.S. intelligence learned that a bounty had been placed on…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 29, 2020
Trump Continues to Weaponize Twitter and Sharon Shows Karens How to Be an AllyFor President Trump, Twitter serves several purposes. First, it is his bully pulpit (more bully than pulpit) in…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 29, 2020
Trump’s Latest Comments About Blacks Thanking Him for His ‘Law and Order’ Approach Is Right Out of the Slave Master’s PlaybookPresident Donald Trump claims that “Blacks” come up to him and say things like “I love you” and “You’re doing a…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 26, 2020
Call Sen. Tom Cotton 'White Butter' Because He's on a Racist RollSen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) literally can’t stop being racist. If Tom Cotton were captured by a group of vigilante…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 26, 2020
Dead Folks Out Here Living: Treasury Sent $1.4 Billion in Stimulus Payments to People Who Are No Longer With UsWell, this is awkward.ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 25, 2020
We Still Need to Talk About Rep. Matt Gaetz’s ‘Son’ NestorI have started this column at least three times but I feel like you should know this before I begin. The Root…ByStephen A. Crockett Jr.PublishedJune 25, 2020