Politics8/26/20Aug 266Politics8/26/20PoliticsPoliticos Want Biden Out of the Basement. Stay Your Ass Right There, JoeStephen A. Crockett Jr.97Apparently some Democrats and Republicans have been making fun of Democratic presidential Joe Biden’s respect for…
Sports8/26/20Aug 265Sports8/26/20SportsMilwaukee Bucks Won't Let America Look Away, Refuse to Play Game 5 to Keep Focus on Police Shooting of Jacob Blake [Update: NBA Postpones Today's Playoff Games]Stephen A. Crockett Jr.58In what can only be called a monumental moment in sports history, the Milwaukee Bucks—the national basketball team…
Politics8/26/20Aug 263Politics8/26/20PoliticsSatan’s Starting 5 Took the Stage for Day 2 of the Republican National ConventionStephen A. Crockett Jr.89Day 2 of Satan’s pep rally couldn’t even get started before it was bogged down in controversy.
News8/25/20Aug 256News8/25/20NewsWe’ve Got to Talk About This Jerry Falwell Jr. Cuckold MessStephen A. Crockett Jr.128At The Root we don’t care what consenting adults do with their time. We don’t think that it’s news. Now, if…
Politics8/25/20Aug 258Politics8/25/20PoliticsWas Donald Trump Jr. on Cocaine? And Other Questions From the First Day of the Republican National ConventionStephen A. Crockett Jr.178On Monday, Satan had his first Zoom call and the results were a baffling mess of mayonnaise-slathered fuckshit. Day…
Politics8/24/20Aug 245Politics8/24/20PoliticsTrump Might Not Know New York Attorney General Letitia James, But He’s Gonna Learn TuhdayStephen A. Crockett Jr.94I keep trying to tell y’all this, and I feel like this is not getting to the people in the back, but New York…
Politics8/24/20Aug 242Politics8/24/20PoliticsKellyanne Conway Is Leaving Trump Administration to Keep Daughter From Posting Family Business on Social MediaStephen A. Crockett Jr.106Look, The Root uses the same cutoff marker that amusement park rides use to determine who can get on this ride. We…
Politics8/24/20Aug 242Politics8/24/20PoliticsDay 1 of Satan’s Workshop, aka the Republican National Convention: It’s All About the TrumpsStephen A. Crockett Jr.180I never thought this day would come. No, seriously, I just figured Trump would be so confident in Russia’s ability…
News8/21/20Aug 211News8/21/20NewsPostmaster General Imitates the ‘This Is Fine’ Meme During Senate HearingStephen A. Crockett Jr.47Postmaster General Louis DeJoy, aka Louis DaFuckboi, claimed that there is nothing to worry about during the Senate…
Politics8/21/20Aug 212Politics8/21/20PoliticsIt's Official: Joe Biden Has His Night, The Chicks are Aight, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus Had Twitter TightStephen A. Crockett Jr.104 In what can only be called the longest Zoom conference in the history of small box teleconferences, the first-ever…
Politics8/20/20Aug 201Politics8/20/20PoliticsJudge Rejects Trump’s Challenge to Subpoena, Tells President to Show Manhattan DA What Those Taxes DoStephen A. Crockett Jr.62President Donald Trump came all the way to New Orleans to get beads but he doesn’t want to show his taxes. Trump…
Politics8/20/20Aug 201Politics8/20/20PoliticsDemocratic National Convention, Day 3: Kamala’s Big Night, and Wait, There’s Still One More Evening to Go?Stephen A. Crockett Jr.46In front of God and a virtual audience, California Sen. Kamala Harris—the product of immigrant parents, Howard…
Politics8/19/20Aug 191Politics8/19/20PoliticsWhite House Chief of Staff Claims Trump Is the Only President to Take Out a Terrorist. Osama Bin Laden's Ghost Says That's a LieStephen A. Crockett Jr.62Ever since Mark Meadows left Nickelodeon’s Double Dare his life has been trending downhill.
Politics8/19/20Aug 192Politics8/19/20PoliticsTrump Calls for Boycott of Goodyear Tires After Claim That Company Banned MAGA AttireStephen A. Crockett Jr.96If the president doesn’t walk his ass into Jerry Jones’ empty Cowboys stadium and have all of the seats after…
Politics8/19/20Aug 192Politics8/19/20PoliticsClinton Could've Stepped, Biden Accepts and Kamala Got Next: Recap of Day 2 of the Democratic National ConventionStephen A. Crockett Jr.91Day 1 was the day. The tone was set. The big Joker was played. They could’ve dropped the mic and walked off after…
Politics8/18/20Aug 183Politics8/18/20PoliticsWhite Thugs Who Pulled Guns on BLM Protesters to Take Part in GOP ConventionStephen A. Crockett Jr.91G.I. Ken and Karen, the white St. Louis couple who had trouble sitting in their living room and minding their own…
Politics8/18/20Aug 183Politics8/18/20Politics'It Is What It Is': Michelle Obama Stole the Show, and What to Expect on Day 2 of the Democratic National ConventionStephen A. Crockett Jr.79We all saw this coming.
Politics8/17/20Aug 171Politics8/17/20PoliticsDemocratic National Convention, Day 1: Watch Our Livestream of Michelle Obama and ’DemStephen A. Crockett Jr.51Monday marks the start of America’s push towards a new day and much like the rest of 2020, that new day is going to…
Politics8/17/20Aug 172Politics8/17/20PoliticsEverything We Know About Trump’s Attempts to Cripple the Postal Service and What Democrats Are Doing to Stop ItStephen A. Crockett Jr.60If you have been paying attention to Trump’s latest attempts to steal the presidential election or waiting on a…
Politics8/14/20Aug 142Politics8/14/20PoliticsTrump’s COVID-19 Task Force Wasted No Time Throwing Georgia and Gov. Brian Kemp Under the Coronavirus BusStephen A. Crockett Jr.34Remember when kiss-ass election thief Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp was eager to show Trump that he was an obedient Trump…