Politics10/29/20Oct 291Politics10/29/20PoliticsFox News Cut Lindsey Graham Off in the Middle of Him Begging With His Begging AssStephen A. Crockett Jr.84South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham just can’t stop begging with his begging ass, and you know who is sick of it? Fox…
Politics10/28/20Oct 283Politics10/28/20PoliticsTrump Held a Rally in the Freezing Cold and Then Left as All of the Attendees Were StrandedStephen A. Crockett Jr.112If the Trump administration’s tenure in office were a metaphor it would be the rally at Omaha’s Eppley Airfield…
Politics10/28/20Oct 282Politics10/28/20PoliticsWhite House Takes Credit for Ending COVID-19 Pandemic as Coronavirus Numbers Hit Daily RecordsStephen A. Crockett Jr.42In news that can only be described as “y’all niggas is tripping,” the White House’s science policy office released a…
Politics10/28/20Oct 281Politics10/28/20PoliticsSlavery and 4 Other Things We Expect to Happen if Trump Wins a Second TermStephen A. Crockett Jr.58There are some who believe that should Trump somehow pull out a victory on Election Day, America is headed for…
Politics10/27/20Oct 273Politics10/27/20PoliticsFederal Judge Allows Defamation Case Against Trump to ProceedStephen A. Crockett Jr.14Do you know why the Department of Justice was trying to get a defamation lawsuit against President Trump by magazine…
Politics10/27/20Oct 273Politics10/27/20PoliticsGrasping at Straws: Fox and Friends Has Trump Believing Google Search for ‘Can I Change My Vote’ Means Votes for HimStephen A. Crockett Jr.37There was a time after I’d just broken up with my girlfriend when I believed that everything that was happening was…
Politics10/27/20Oct 272Politics10/27/20PoliticsChildish House Judiciary Republicans Send Troll Tweet Wishing Hillary Clinton 'Happy Birthday' After Barrett ConfirmationStephen A. Crockett Jr.51Hillary Clinton, the former secretary of state who should’ve been the first female president if not for Russia…
Politics10/27/20Oct 274Politics10/27/20PoliticsJamie Harrison Is Going to Beat the Brakes off Sen. Lindsey Graham (Votingly) and 4 Other Down Ballot Races We Need to WatchStephen A. Crockett Jr.119My mother taught English in D.C. Public Schools for more than 50 years. One day, I went to her class to help her…
Politics10/26/20Oct 262Politics10/26/20PoliticsRepublican Senate Ike Turners Judge Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court, Successfully Forcing America to Eat the Goddamn CakeStephen A. Crockett Jr.95Unless Seattle Seahawks wide receiver D.K. Metcalf can run down judge Amy Coney Barrett and tackle her before she…
Politics10/23/20Oct 234Politics10/23/20PoliticsSo Congress Can Hold a Weekend Session to Push the Confirmation of a Handmaid but Can’t Run Us Our Stimulus Money?Stephen A. Crockett Jr.45Whenever I think of why people vote for Republicans, I always wonder if poverty doesn’t affect them. I wonder if…
Sports10/23/20Oct 234Sports10/23/20SportsThe NFL's Black Lives Matter Push Was BS. Majority of NFL PAC Donations Went to RepublicansStephen A. Crockett Jr.36We should’ve known that once the NFL started loving the movement without the people who helped push the narrative…
Politics10/23/20Oct 236Politics10/23/20PoliticsA Black Woman Just Won the Presidential Debate Between Two Old White MenStephen A. Crockett Jr.48It only took one practice run, a positive coronavirus diagnosis, the refusal to have a virtual debate, a Black…
Politics10/22/20Oct 221Politics10/22/20PoliticsTrump Just Posted the 60 Minutes Video to Facebook Because He’s Petty AFStephen A. Crockett Jr.91Because the President didn’t like being called on his bullshit during an interview with 60 Minutes, he beat the news…
Politics10/22/20Oct 226Politics10/22/20PoliticsWhen a Black Construction Bag Filled With Dog Poop Interviews a Presidential Colostomy BagStephen A. Crockett Jr.97Jason Whitlock is a black construction bag filled with vomit and precious white things placed inside the bed of a…
Politics10/22/20Oct 22SavePolitics10/22/20PoliticsRepublicans Move One Step Close to Shoving Amy Coney Barrett Onto the Supreme CourtStephen A. Crockett Jr.38Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee moved one step closer to making America eat the goddamn cake on…
Politics10/21/20Oct 216Politics10/21/20PoliticsThe Trump Administration Can’t Find the Parents of 545 Migrant Children They Took at the BorderStephen A. Crockett Jr.28Because the Trump administration was created to show us exactly what the devil looks like, in 2018 they issued a …
Politics10/21/20Oct 216Politics10/21/20PoliticsRudy Giuliani Caught With Hand in His Pants in New Borat MovieStephen A. Crockett Jr.57President Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani is continuing his lifelong reputation of being dried-up elephant…
Politics10/21/20Oct 213Politics10/21/20PoliticsLooks Like Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz Was Out Here Twerking for Trump to Get Low Hotel RatesStephen A. Crockett Jr.28Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz (R) has been battling South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham (R) for who will get to bronze the…
Politics10/20/20Oct 203Politics10/20/20PoliticsEric Trump Is the Dumbest Trump. Tiffany Trump: Hold My Bud Light Lime-A-RitaStephen A. Crockett Jr.67Before polling began, America would have assumed that Eric Trump was the dumbest Trump. But a new poll from “Fuck…
Politics10/20/20Oct 204Politics10/20/20PoliticsTrump Stopped a Top Secret Intelligence Briefing to Order a MilkshakeStephen A. Crockett Jr.154Maybe the president of people who know what the hell malts are was just trying to bring the Proud Boys to the yard…