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Criss Partee

crisspartee

Embattled Cowboys fan who loves tacos with mild-medium salsa, also an advocate of breakfast for dinner. Constantly in search of the best waffles available. Eggo's are not real waffles. Just saying...

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The best under-the-radar wide receiver gets his shot at the champs

The best under-the-radar wide receiver gets his shot at the champs

Rams’ Cooper Kupp has potential to feast on Bucs’ defense

The Panthers’ defense is definitely legit (and Sam Darnold might be too)

The Panthers’ defense is definitely legit (and Sam Darnold might be too)

Carolina could cruise to 8-0 start and contend with Tampa for divisional crown

Bengals' passing on Penei Sewell is an All-Pro boon to Lions for years to come

Bengals' passing on Penei Sewell is an All-Pro boon to Lions for years to come

Here’s an easy rule: Never pass up a game-changing blind-side tackle

Baker Mayfield returns from arm injury to throw awesome block

Baker Mayfield returns from arm injury to throw awesome block

He may not always be the most accurate passer, but he has plenty of toughness

Randy Moss hasn’t retired his mouth

Randy Moss hasn’t retired his mouth

Hall-of-Fame receiver still talks trash with best of ’em

Watch out for Deebo, Packers

Watch out for Deebo, Packers

After trouncing the hapless Lions, Aaron Rodgers and co. will face Niners in Sunday showdown

Derrick Henry would have given Bo Jackson a run for his money in <em>Tecmo Bowl</em>

Derrick Henry would have given Bo Jackson a run for his money in Tecmo Bowl

No 8-bit defenders would ever be able to tackle him

Jump around!

Jump around!

Did you see Lamar Jackson go all old school on Kansas City?

Kawhi Leonard looks like he’d rather be anywhere but this arena groundbreaking ceremony

Kawhi Leonard looks like he’d rather be anywhere but this arena groundbreaking ceremony

Steve Ballmer seemed like he was enjoying the Intuit Dome party, but his players, not so much

The Seahawks lost more than the Titans won yesterday

The Seahawks lost more than the Titans won yesterday

Seattle’s defense better figure out how to stop the run… fast

Belichick to Zach Wilson (probably): 'Hey kid… check out my defense’

Belichick to Zach Wilson (probably): 'Hey kid… check out my defense’

Jets' rookie QB tosses four picks, offense sputters, in loss to Pats

Why in the name of all that’s holy are the Lions playing on MNF?

Why in the name of all that’s holy are the Lions playing on MNF?

No amount of Aaron Rodgers makes up for making us watch Detroit

Tebow needs to ‘stay in school'

Tebow needs to ‘stay in school'

Tim’s brand of bravado is way more suited to college football than the NFL

Marcellus Wiley’s top 10 NFL players list is bad and he should feel bad

Marcellus Wiley’s top 10 NFL players list is bad and he should feel bad

How does anyone exclude Jerry Rice from a list of the best ever?

Joe Johnson is wrong: Ben Simmons’ shot <i>desperately</i> needs an overhaul

Joe Johnson is wrong: Ben Simmons’ shot desperately needs an overhaul

If the Sixers can’t fix it, it’s time to let someone else try

Week 2 is a must-win as the Cowboys NEED to beat the Chargers

Week 2 is a must-win as the Cowboys NEED to beat the Chargers

Dallas has to give Dak Prescott some help to avoid 0-2 start

NFLPA clears Josh Gordon for possible NFL return: report

NFLPA clears Josh Gordon for possible NFL return: report

Goodell needs to OK it, but word is suspended receiver is vaxxed and ready

Eric Bieniemy to USC? What else ya’ selling?

Eric Bieniemy to USC? What else ya’ selling?

We’ve heard his name attached to too many of these rumors for me to buy this one

Hey, sorry Bengals fans

Hey, sorry Bengals fans

Cincinnati’s win in Week 1 makes Deadspin writer eat his words

Peyton’s new role: Nostradumbass

Peyton’s new role: Nostradumbass

The broadcast was entertaining, but panning the Raiders off just their first play turned out to be, well, umm…