• Game Of Thrones Season 7, Episode 2 Recap: "Stormborn"

    The stars of this week’s episode, in no particular order, are the following: Team Mereen: a multinational corporation first established in Essos, its main product is a silver haired, flame resistant, abolitionist. Its core staff is comprised of liberated serfs and slaves, scorned nobles, lesbians, eunuchs, horsemen and dragons. Uh oh. Team Mereen is in…

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  • Game Of Thrones Recap: Season 7, Episode 1 "Dragonstone"

    It’s been a year and three weeks since we last checked in with our favorite cast of casualties. And it seems George R.R. Martin and his homeboys, the showrunners, are bullshitting yet again. I expected an episode packed with misadventure, fighting and fuckery- especially with that cold open. Instead, we watched…exposition. A lot of exposition.…

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  • Game Of Thrones Recap: Season Six, Episode 10 "The Winds Of Winter"

    This was arguably the best episode the series has ever produced. I enjoyed it so much, I watched it twice in a row. I vacillated between shock, anger and delight. And the niggas who crafted this still managed to surprised me even though I already knew what the fuck was going to happen. That, ladies…

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  • Game Of Thrones Recap: Season 6, Episode 9 “Battle Of The Bastards”

    My God! This week’s episode was fan-fucking-tastic. Kudos to the showrunners and director, Miguel Sapochnik, for crafting an extraordinary hour of television. As you know, Game of Thrones has a pattern of going all out for each season’s penultimate episode. I can’t imagine what it cost them to stage that magnificent battle sequence at Winterfell.…

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  • Game Of Thrones Recap: Season 6, Episode 8 "No One"

    My God. We are finally nearing the end of season six. With only two episodes left, the showrunners appear to be close to resolving a few storylines while setting up some cliffhangers to take us into next season. This week, in a shocking turn of events, a Stark finally manages to overcome a serious setback…of…

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  • Game Of Thrones Recap: Season 6, Episode 7 “The Broken Man”

    (Editor’s note: VSB is the Blackest space on the Internet. Which means CPT isn’t just an idea. It’s an editorial edict. Which means that it shouldn’t surprise you that we’re debuting Game of Thrones recaps today, six seasons into the show — and seven episodes into that sixth season. Anyway, people of VSB, meet Carcetti…

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