Sansa: (survives torture and comes out on top by using her wits)

Arya: (trains for years with some of the best fighters in the world and kills the motherfucking Night King)

Bran: (falls out a window and says weird shit)

White men: This guy should totally be our king.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 20, 2019