ROOTED
BOOTED

Dead Fish in the mail

Hunting accidents

Sleepovers with the president's daughters
Hangovers with the president's daughters

Rachel Maddow

Chris Matthews

Being proud of your country for the first time in your adult life
"I just don't want us to fall backwards."

David Gregory Dancing
George Bush Dancing

Shepherd Park, D.C.
McLean, VA.

Palling around with Clintonites
Palling around with terrorists

The Constitution
Presidential signing statements

Nate Silver
Mark Penn

Poker in the White House
Gambling away the federal budget

Politically-inspired animated films
Animals acting like dimwit humans in animated films

Sweatpants at the gym

Sweatpants at the club

10-piece live bands
Auto-Tune

Compilation albums
Sampling

Public libraries
Starbucks

True Blood
Mad Men

The Daily Beast
Huffington Post

Loving your kids
Returning your kids

Smoking bans
Oxygen bars

Soul food at Henry's
Soul food at Harold's

Skype
Human contact

Scribd
Flash drives

Adele

Amy Winehouse

Hulu
Bootleg DVDs

Pork

Tuna steaks

Chilled Cabernet Franc
Room-temperature Merlot

Italian Lacinato kale
Southern collard greens

Janelle Monae

Rihanna

Tweeting your break-up
Texting your break-up