I am not a bragger. That's not my thing. One of my awesome-est traits is how humble I am.
I totally whooped my podcast partner, The Root’s social-content producer, Danielle Young, aka Ms. Patti Patti, in sex trivia!!! It wasn't even close. I know that Patti LaDanielle knows a lot of stuff, but she doesn't know more than I do about sex, and really, that's all that matters.
Does my beating Ms. Patti Patti make me a sexpert? Nope, and you know how I know it doesn't? Because we had a real-life licensed sexologist on this "sexpisode" (Ms. Patti Patti made this up), so you might want to put the kids to bed before you listen.
Meet the lovely and brilliant sexpert Michelle Hope. Hope sat with us the entire episode and offered her straight-up, no-chaser views on Derrick Rose, Donald Trump and the correct way for a man to approach a woman on the street.
Also, spoiler alert: Hope gave us a sex quiz, and, well, I won! but I'm not bragging; I'm just saying that there was a loser and her name rhymes with Ms. Batti Batti.
We love you all, but we hate each other.
Listen to the episode here.
Stephen A. Crockett Jr. is a senior editor at The Root. Follow him on Twitter.