If you, too, are going through withdrawal during “Cold Turkey Week”—the seven-day period when there is no NBA, NFL or baseball, and the NCAA tournament hasn’t started—then I’m sure you’re searching for something to quench your thirst for sports. (And if you’re thinking I could just watch hockey, shut the fuck up. I’m black. White people in uniforms chasing something black to whack with a stick is not a sport. It’s called “Wednesday.” It’s called “life.” It’s called “every day since Aug. 20, 1619.”)
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