President Pee-Pee really needs to stop playing shy. During a video conference with NASA astronauts aboard the International Space Station on Monday, the president—yes the man who allegedly had Russian prostitutes urinate all over a bed that former President Barack Obama had slept in—got all squeamish after learning that the astronauts clean their urine for drinking.
“Water is such a precious resource up here that we also are cleaning up our urine and making it drinkable,” Cmdr. Peggy Whitson revealed. “And it’s really not as bad as it sounds.”
First off, stop. And then seriously, stop.
Rumor has it that the president is totally into water sports with the hookers and he also puts ketchup on his steaks, which clearly indicates that he’s a grotesque freak! Also, kill it with the germophobe bullshit, since the president stays vacationing at nasty Mar-a-Lago, which was recently cited for 13 violations in its dirty-ass kitchen.
Also, why was Ivanka Trump sitting in on the video conference with NASA astronauts? She really needs to find some business of her own instead of being in all the videos, and all on the records (Suge Knight voice).
Because Trump is also an 8-year-old, he took the opportunity to ask Whitson, who has spent some 535 days in space, about the possibility of sending humans to Mars. After being told that that wouldn’t be feasible until at least 2030, Trump joked that they needed to speed that up.
“Well, we want to try and do it during my first term or, at worst, during my second term,” Trump responded. “So we’ll have to speed that up a little, OK?”
Second term? Bitch, please.
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