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Lauryn Hill, Girl, Stop It!

Michael Arceneaux couldn't believe his ears when Hill told a judge that she was the descendant of slaves, and that's why she couldn't pay her taxes on her healthy income. At Ebony, Arceneaux begs the troubled singer to come back to reality -- you know, where people pay their bills and such. 

Letter to Terrible People Who Make Tragedies Worse

Writing at Ebony, Michael Arceneaux has a few choice words -- and some requests -- for "Boston Marathon tragedy pimps."

Can a Hungry Child Learn Well? Probably Not

On Ebony, Michael Arceneaux writes that the the politicians behind the new bill to cut food assistance to children struggling in school deserve a special place in hell.

For Ray J and LL: Things Not to Sing About

Michael Arceneaux, writing at Ebony, has a few things for the "I Hit It First" and "Accidental Racist" performers to consider before they head to the studio again. 

Dear Complexion Police, Take It Easy

Ebony's Michael Arceneaux writes that looking at every black celebrity under a microscope isn't good for the people.

No Sugary Drinks, but 'Stop and Frisk' Is OK?

Ebony's Michael Arceneaux writes an open letter to New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg, saying that banning soda and cigarettes is fine, but if he really cared, ending "stop and frisk" would be a better message.

Please Don't Bring Back 'Good Times'!

News of an upcoming film adaptation of the '70s sitcom leaves Ebony's Michael Arceneaux saying, "Damn, damn, damn, James!"

Sex Ed in Kindergarten Is the Right Idea

Ebony's Michael Arceneaux is all for little ones learning "the basics about anatomy, reproduction, healthy relationships and personal safety."

A Note to Keri Hilson and Her Twitter Enemies

Writing at Ebony, Michael Arceneaux warns the singer to stop being "nasty and messy" but also reminds critics that her biggest crime is that she possibly doesn't like Beyoncé.

Dear Chris Brown: Stop Fighting and Get Some Help

Michael Arceneaux pens a stern open letter at Ebony.com to the altercation-prone pop star. 

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