The Tonight Show... with President Obama
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American IdolYou know, I ran for President because I thought we needed big changes. I do think in Washington it's a little bit like "American Idol," except everybody is Simon Cowell. -- President Barack Obama
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AIG's Big JokeI had to laugh the other day when the CEO of AIG said, 'Okay, I've asked them to give half the bonuses back.' Now, if you rob a bank and you go into court and you go, 'Your Honor, I'm going to give you half the money back.' -- Jay Leno
David Swerdlick: Why Obama's punchline wasn't funny.
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Intimate QuestionsLet me ask you some personal things. Now, how cool is it to fly in Air Force One? -- Jay Leno
JIMI IZRAEL: The POTUS gets mixed marks.
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Signing OffMr. President, I must say, this has been one of the best nights of my life. -- Jay Leno
In case you missed the Tonight Show, read the entire transcript here.



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