Kid Rock, Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent inside the White House. Where the hell is security? (Twitter screenshot)

Nothing says good ol’ American racism like these three: Kid Rock, Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent. For some reason, maybe because the president is a big ol’ conspiracy-theorist-loving colostomy bag, he had these three over in the White House. No, they aren’t President TrumPutin’s new staff, although they probably have the same IQ. I mean, I can’t think of a time when these three would ever have been inside the White House, but with the Duck Dynasty-ass administration, are you surprised?

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Before we go into all of the obvious over-/undertone comical white supremacist stuff going on here, can we pause for a moment and go back to a time when Kid Rock was a white boy from Detroit who wanted badly to dabble in black arts? Remember when he was a rapper? And remember when the news broke that good ol’ America-loving Palin had sex with former NBA forward Glenn Rice?

I have no critical thought here other than that it’s funny the depths to which these two onetime black-loving white folks have fallen so deeply into their whiteness that they can become connected to the likes of Nugent, who has always been a good old-fashioned racist, lest we forget the time he believed that black people should be profiled like dogs.

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Nevertheless, the Orange House saw fit to bring this merry band of misfits into its lair because look who’s controlling the helm. I mean, clearly this is his base. Kid Rock makes PBR and NASCAR music, and Palin can see America’s play cousin Mother Russia from her house. And Nugent is a walking racist GIF. I don’t think I could have envisioned a time when this mix of embarrassment would ever be invited to the White House, but when you have a reality star con man as the leader of the free world, this feels about right.

Twitter screenshot