The entire world got a case of the vapors yesterday when word spread that Beyoncé is pregnant with twins. However, there are still some people who are clueless about this situation. If we are to come together as a nation—as the Declaration of Independence states—there are some truths we must find to be self-evident. And among these are life, liberty and the recognition that Beyoncé is the shit.
To foster better understanding and bridge the cultural divide (by the way, whatever happened to that bridge Chrisette Michele said she was building by singing at the inauguration?), we decided to fill in the gaps for you by answering all your questions about this subject.