NYDN: MTA Raising Fare to $2.50; Thankfully, Cutting Service As Well
NYT: E.U. Prez Calls U.S. Stimulus the 'Way to Hell, Wonders Why Disneyworld Trip Has Hit Snag
NYT: UN Officials Call Darfur Aid 'Tenuous', Barack Obama Bi-Racial
JTA: Netanyahu Call His Gov't "Partner for Peace"; Palestine Says, "Oh Word?"
WP: House Dems Slash $100B from Obama's Budget (Somebody Just Got Blacklisted...)
CNN: Report Sees 'Sobering Statistics' on Racial Inequality; Buzz Thought Obama Extincted Racism. Darnit.
CNN: Jindal Defends Those Who Want Obama to Fail, Says Fail Club 'Could Use Another Colored Guy'
WP: Obama Sees 'Signs of Progress' In Economy; Has Very, Very, Very Good Vision
LAT: Mexican Drug Lords Turn Sights to Peru; Wish to Flip Birds in Macchu Picchu
USAT: In a 9/11 Commission Remix, Condi Sides with Bush; Agrees with Silence
VOA: Bashir Continues His Tour, Says "Man, My Country's Dead Anyway"*
TH: Specter Will Vote Against Employee Free Choice Act; Hopes Roger Goodell, New England Patriots Notice
CNN: Paid Your Rent on Time? Doesn't Matter if Your Landlord Doesn't
AJE: Labor Party Joins Israeli Coalition; Netanyahu Asks Someone to Fetch His Shinebox
*The 'Rally Monkey' was big during the Angels' World Series run in 2002.
*The quote is a satirical reference to the movie Swingers.