BBC: Israeli Soldiers Admit Gaza Abuses; Israel Claims, 'But They're Not Really People, Ya Know'?
CNN: Bin Laden May or May Not Have Come Out with New Mixtape; SoundScan Has Been Weak of Late
NYT: Heart Failure Strikes Black More Often and at Younger Ages; Apparently Just Being Black Not Hard Enough
NYDN: Black Boys Four Times More Likely to Have Food Allergies; Apparently Just Being Black Boy Not Hard Enough
MJS: Black Community Should Be Encouraging Marriage; Buzz: 'What Black Community'?
Atlantic: Racism Ruins Everything (Unless It's in Private. Then It's Totally Cool)
THR: Vh1 to Bring Back 'Behind the Music'; Buzz Wondering What Took Them So Long
ESPN: Boxer Mayweather May Return to Ring; Boxing Is the Sport in the Square Without Kicking and Submissions
WP: Impeach the Pope? The Buzz Co-Signs, Relationship with Post Irrelevant
AP: Verdict Due in Fritzl Incest Case; Looking at Roughly...Forever and a Day
HuffPo: Jon Stewart Ethers White House Over Vet Insurance Plan; Is Justified
EW: Kanye West Brought Up on Charges; Oddly Enough, Abuse of Auto-Tune Not One
DB: More Pressure on Men in Bedroom? Female 'Headaches' Have Been on Rise
AJE: Central Bank Gives Economy $1.2T Boost; China: "While You've Got Your Purse Open..."
CNN: New Mexico Repeals Death Penalty; Texas Says, "More for Us"
BET: Meet Bakari Sellers, Feel Free to Begin Rampant Obama Comparisons...Now