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NOVEMBER 19 | Only the Super Negro Sells Movie Tix in Europe

NOVEMBER 18 | Sarah Palin Says Newsweek Photo Is Sexist

NOVEMBER 16 | Anthony Sowell's Victims: Drug Addicted, Expendable and Murdered

One man's opinion on very nearly everything. It's hard but it's fair.

NOVEMBER 16 | Heather Ellis: Not That Innocent

NOVEMBER 13 | College Education Is No Longer an Option ... Is It?

NOVEMBER 12 | Hasan: Who Shot Ya?

Manners and mores in modern life? It's about way more than where the fork goes.

NOVEMBER 17 | Close Encounters of the Celebrity Kind

NOVEMBER 9 | No Present Like The Time

NOVEMBER 3 | My Cheap Best Friend

From finance to foreclosures, layoffs and lack of opportunity, a daily journal of the economic crisis and its effect on black professionals.

NOVEMBER 19 | Should We Be More Afraid of Identity Theft?

NOVEMBER 18 | The Cost of Celebrity Isn't What It Used To Be

NOVEMBER 17 | Calls For Job Growth Grow Louder

Smart, up to the minute takes on politics--from the state house to the White House. Pull up a chair.

NOVEMBER 20 | Delaying Cancer Screenings May Not be Best Option for Black Women

NOVEMBER 16 | It'll Take More Than a Tantrum to Stop Gay Rights in D.C.

NOVEMBER 1 | First the Bill, Then the Work: Hate Crimes Legislation Passes

Engaging commentary, interviews, and reviews that delve into and beyond the world of books. Get read.

NOVEMBER 19 | Reading List: The Poetry Edition

NOVEMBER 12 | Publishing with the Stars

NOVEMBER 6 | Producing Precious

A daily conversation on hot topic culture items. From Zora to Zane, True Blood to Tiny & Toya, TEWW covers high art, low-brow culture and everything in between.

NOVEMBER 17 | Beyoncé's Video Ho, er, Phone

NOVEMBER 13 | Oprah to Robin Givens: "I apologize."

NOVEMBER 12 | Illiteracy Begins and Ends at Home

Beyoncé's Video Ho, er, Phone

After watching this leotard porno three times, I still don't get it.

But that's assuming there's anything to get in the first place. Still, I expected more from Lady Gaga--she of the fashion risks so risque that one can do nothing but use the adjectives artist and genius because really what else can you say in the face of the Kermit coat? Ribbit? Even Beyoncé, whose discount at Danskin will never expire, has so far done a decent job of straddling the very thin bikini line of sexy and slutty. Not so says the video phone.

A psychedelic mash-up of booty shots and body rolls, "Video Phone" is a five minutes-long ode to Frederick's of Hollywood with some out of place references to DC Comics' superheroines tossed in for good measure. She even does a quick scene dressed as a kind of futuristic Raquel Welch (c) "One Million Years BC." But the women's lib era allusions do nothing for the mounting case against Mrs. Carter.

Beyoncé as Wonder Woman (or 50s festish pin-up Bettie Paige as one commenter smartly pointed out) grinding on a toy rifle? NSFW or my feminist mystique. And if I never see that chair from "Flashdance," a Beyoncé naughty bits shot and six-inch stilettos all together in one camera frame ever again in life it will be too soon--far too soon.

Worse than watching is actually listening to the song (this is a music video after all). "What, you want me naked?/ If you liking this position, you can tape it." Didn't some teenagers almost serve jail time for "sexting" naked pictures of female classmates? Is this really what we want Beyoncé's mini-me fans lip-syncing at the school talent show?

OK, fine. Turn the TV off. Keep the kiddies away. But that still leaves two female megastars starring in their very own video ... hmmmm? Video models is the new PC term, right?

--HELENA "I got no time for frontin'" ANDREWS

Oprah to Robin Givens: "I apologize."

Even Oprah sometimes gets it wrong.

On Friday's show the daytime diva apologized to actress Robin Givens, ex wife of former professional puncher Mike Tyson and spokeswoman for the National Domestic Violence Hotline. Winfrey admitted that she should've handled a recent interview with Tyson much differently--better. During her sit down with the former heavy weight champ Winfrey asked how he felt about Givens' protrayal of their marriage--"He shakes. He pushes. He swings."-- in the now infamous 1989 Barbara Walters' interview. Here's where things got a little too hilarious for a serious situation:

OPRAH: Were you surprised that she was saying those things?
MIKE: Yeah. I truly wanted to sock her. You know? At that particular moment, I truly wanted to sock her. But I just didn't do it. I was young at that time. I was just really... (LAUGHTER)
OPRAH: Did you sock her afterwards?
MIKE: No, not afterwards. I didn't sock her. I wanted to sock her. I have socked her before. And she socked me before as well. But it was just that kind of relationship, you know?

After watching the show and hearing the studio audience laugh (nervously, wholeheartedly or whatever) Givens wrote a letter to Oprah to saying how dissappointed she was, Oprah's people clearly brought it to her attention (it's not like she reads her email and stuff) and Oprah admitted on-air that she wasn't too happy with her response to sock-gate either.

"In that moment, I will tell you, I felt that I should have said something. I felt that I should have said, 'Audience, that isn't funny' or, 'Audience, this is really serious,'" she said this Friday. "So I regretted even in that moment." Winfrey went on to say that she should have "gone further" and clarified that socking, a euphemism for violent physical abuse if there every was one, is just plain ole wrong.

"So, I apologize," said Winfrey, "to you and to every woman who has ever been in that situation."

--HELENA "That isn't funny" ANDREWS

Illiteracy Begins and Ends at Home

This summer, I had the privilege of teaching journalism to a girl I doubt I will ever forget. I was struck by her confidence and vibrant personality. But she refused to do her work. It was not until she broke down and told me her biggest struggles that I understood why. As a high school senior, she was reading and writing at a 9th grade level. Somewhere down the road something went very wrong with her education. I think it began at home.

Watching Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire, I am reminded of my student, who, like Precious, is struggling with sub-par literacy. For Precious, literacy is a literal escape; without it, she can’t advocate for herself. Once the world of literacy opened up to her, she finds her voice, first writing in her journal and then speaking out against her abusers. Like my student, Precious’ education did not begin at home—like it should have. Clearly, Precious' abusive mother didn’t care about her daughter’s education: “School won’t help you none,” she tells her, “you need to go down to the welfare.” I wonder if her character’s contempt for school stemmed from her own illiteracy.

In real life, that wouldn’t be so far-fetched. According to the REACH Education Foundation, a parent's literacy level is one of the most significant predictors of a child's future literacy. Bottom line: The children of illiterate parents are much more likely to drop out of school. It is at home where children learn their first words, are exposed to their first books and learn the alphabet. Those early years are crucial for the growth and development of children’s reading and writing skills. A study conducted by the National Assessment of Adult Literacy, which is part of the United States Education Department, showed that there is a direct correlation between children’s exposure to literature by their parents and their future academic success.

The statistics are staggering: In 2004, the Children’s Defense Fund reported that 7 out of 10 fourth graders cannot read at grade level. According to a study conducted by the National Dyslexia Association, in low-income urban schools, the illiteracy rate for fourth graders is at almost 70 percent. With patience and the right tools, it is easy to teach a child how to read and write. However, if neglected and ignored, it is very possible that a child can slip through the cracks and somehow make it their senior year in high school and not be confident in their abilities. Fortunately, just like Precious, I know that my student will not stop pursuing her education. Despite struggling to get through her work this summer, she stuck with it and never gave up. Granted, there were days when she would get too frustrated to even do her work. On the other hand, there were days when we would stay late into the evening and work on her story. At the end of the summer, we produced a magazine, and she was so proud to see her story in it.

—EBONI FARMER

Big Bird Turns 40

Yo, Dora, I’m really happy for you, and I’m a let you finish, but PBS had the best children’s television show of all time.

I loved Sesame Street. I still do. I guess that’s why I’m slightly offended when my 4-year-olds act like there are cooler, more interesting characters to watch on TV than the likes of Big Bird and The Count. As a 30-something parent with her own precious memories of the show, and as one who’s relied on Elmo on more than one occasion (even if it was just to get dishes done or make veggies disappear) I resent my twins' indifference. Cookie Monster could take Caillou, no question. Big ups to Little Bill, but come on. No other show makes learning fun while celebrating diversity while encouraging positive interaction and highlighting the importance of playing fair. I know that goes against the Toddler’s Creed, I’m just sayin’.

Trying to keep my kids intellectually afloat in a sea of saccharine programming (nothing personal, Lazy Town) is no joke. I now realize that the reason my mom responded to PBS’s yearly fundraising campaign with such fervor was because Sesame Street worked wonders for my tenderheadedness (she used the show as a ploy to get me to sit still while she braided my hair) and taught me valuable life lessons at the same time. And what busy mama (or papa) can’t appreciate being rescued —momentarily, anyway—from picking Cheerios up off of the floor by a musical interlude by Stevie Wonder, John Legend or Jill Scott? Or a lesson on emotions through a spoof of Mad Men?

My kids can stage a sit-in for The Backyardigans if they want to; I’m looking forward to checking out today's premiere of Sesame Street's 40th anniversary season. With an environmental theme entitled, “My World is Green and Growing,” and an appearance by Michelle Obama, the street that's always felt like home to me just seems to get better with time. Yet somehow, it still remains timeless—consistently showing us the way things “should be,” by creating a world where every child counts.

-- MEERA BOWMAN-JOHNSON

Rihanna Gives Love the Middle Finger

I don't think I've ever actually heard Rihanna.

Sure, she's a singer--someone who makes their living hocking their vocal chords---yea, OK, fine, whatever. But unlike MJ or Elvis or Whitney, I can't call up Rihanna's voice in my head and imagine what she'd sound like ordering greasy Chinese at 2 a.m., cussing out the cable guy after waiting for six hours, or maybe reciting Shakespeare. So as I watched the snippet of the pop star's 20/20 interview with ABC's Diane Sawyer, which airs in its entirety this Friday at 10 p.m., I was surprised to actually hear her voice, her real voice. The one Robyn uses when she's not Rihanna and the one we've been waiting to hear since both women (the real one and the one we've imagined) were attacked by her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown--a chatty Cathy if there ever was one.

The voice I listened to this morning was more powerful than the one we've all heard ululating about umbrellas. It cracked from time to time--especially when Rihanna said Chris' name as if he were the Lord Voldemort of domestic violence--but it was clear, crisp and confident, too. Instead of being rehearsed, her answers were real. "I didn't want people to think I fell in love with that person. That's embarrassing," she told Sawyer. "It's completely normal to go back. You start lying to yourself the minute the physical wounds go away," she continued, sounding not like a girl or a victim.

Then toward the end of the teaser video Robyn and Rihanna seemed to merge--a real woman giving some bad-ass advice. "I will say that to any young girl going through domestic violence, don't react off of love. Eff love."

--HELENA "I am strong" ANDREWS

Going on the Offensive

Choe Sang-Hun of The New York Times recently reported on how South Korea is dealing with race in the wake of a growing migrant community. Anti-discrimination legislation in the country has been met with opposition from critics citing a difficulty "to define what was racially or culturally offensive."

Here in the U.S. we're all scrambling for the same sense of clarity, especially when it comes to humor. Honestly, what constitutes as offensive these days and what is just plain funny?

Racialicious' Deputy Editor asked the same question this week. Thea Lim blogged about Cornel West's appearance on The Colbert Report last week. Lim inquired as to whether Colbert, with his trademark satirical style, was "just using West to make white folks laugh?" Here at The Root, we've examined how humor can, at times, cross the line, but how do you know when to stop laughing and start reacting? Should we stop being so sensitive? And if so, how can Seoul save itself from all this race-related confusion? 

Clutch magazine's "What to Expect When Dealing With The Racially Impaired" offers a little clarity. Deputy Editor Sky Obercam has compiled a list of signs for spotting the "racially impaired." Obercam includes a handful of awkward moments that we've all unfortunately experienced, including the statement, "But my best friend is black!" And my personal fave: ignoramuses who discuss Africa as if it is one big country.

Perhaps, recognizing signs of prejudice get us closer to defining the big "no-nos" -- what to say and what not say around members of a certain race. What say you?

--SAARET E. YOSEPH

One of Your Friends Might Be a Blackface Barack Obama for Halloween. Should You Get Upset?

A recent Clutch post, "ANTM Jumps on the Blackface Bandwagon," scrutinized Top Model's decision to stage a blackface photoshoot, especially in light of the recent outrage over the use of the controversial "art form" in French Vogue.

 Every year, people dress up like the current president for Halloween.  Often, in ways that are less than flattering.  And in today’s political climate, it is easy to attribute many criticisms of the president to festering racial anxiety, if not outright racism.

 So, in addition to predicting that I’ll see three to five sets of the Real Housewives of Atlanta on Saturday night (note: whoever gets assigned to be NeNe should take that as a somber sign of her status in the group), I’m bracing myself for one or two blackface Baracks.  And I’m trying to decide now – because I do my best thinking when I’m not in a ridiculous costume – how I’ll react.

 One point of view among the many expressed in the fashion-industry blackface debates is that blackface must include an element of animosity, or at least disrespect, to deserve our attention or anger.  I agree.  And while the fashion spreads on Vogue and the ANTM shoot may be in a grey area, I think an accurate impersonation of the President by someone who sincerely supports and/or admires him should be safe.

 So, while it’s an imperfect test,  I’ve decided that I’ll refrain from hurling candy corn at follow partygoers who paint their faces to resemble the Commander in Chief, so long as two criteria are met:

 1) The paint used to portray the President’s skin tone is the right color (suggesting that the person in costume actually wants to look like Obama, not just a caricature of a black person.  I suppose this would technically make it brown-face, biracial-face, or heavy-dose-of-bronzer face, rather than blackface); and

 2) The Barack-impersonator can swear and attest that he a) voted for Obama b) believes Obama was born in the United States c) does not believe he has lost “[his] America” as a result of Obama’s election and is not interested getting said America “back,” and d) has never been inclined to carry a loaded gun to a town hall meeting protesting healthcare reform.

 If the person fails the test, I’ll kindly suggest that he wash his face and replace his costume with this (actually, kind of witty) expression of disagreement with the President’s politics.   

 And save the racism charges for the guy wearing this one.

 Happy Halloween.

 

Mappin' All Over The World

After rescheduling due to inclement weather, Jay-Z and Alicia Keys performed their ode to the Big Apple last night before Game 2 of the World Series. We came across this Google map plotting some of the most beloved NYC landmarks Jay mentions in the song, from Tribeca Grill to Yankee Stadium. Though "Empire State of Mind" may be blasting from almost every corner on the streets of NYC, there are a few other city songs that we think deserve some love too. Check out the maps we plotted below highlighting some of hip-hop's other favorite city anthems.

Ludacris’ "Pimpin’ All Over The World"

Click here to see the full Google map for “Pimpin’ All over the World”

 

 

Jermaine Dupri’s "Welcome to Atlanta"

Click here to see the full Google map for “Welcome to Atlanta”

 

 

Wale’s "Nike Boots"

Click here to see the full Google map for “Nike Boots”

 

 

 

 

--Jada F. Smith and Jozen Cummings

Why Does Chris Brown Want to ‘Transform’ Twitter Into a Therapy Session?

Yes, Chris, we know. We know you’re sorry. We know you regret the events surrounding “that” night. We know Rihanna was the love of your life. We know you like to wear distractingly large bowties. And now, thanks to your Twitter page, we really know how much you miss her. Twitter is indeed the premier outlet for self-promotion, dialogue with fans and other celebrities, and even a destination for random thoughts, but there are some feelings that just don’t need to be shared with 97,000+ strangers – oops – I mean followers.

For example, Brown posting a link to a Youtube video of he and ex-girlfriend Rihanna at the peak of their coupledom, placed over a sappy, melodramatic love ballad is one of those things that would be better left un-tweeted. Following that tweet with one that says, “FOR THE FELLAS: showing emotion doesn't make u weak... BEING HONEST MAKES U STRONG,” is also a no-no. Sure, being honest can be a testament to one’s strength, but sharing intimate thoughts about one of the most controversial relationships of the decade makes you silly.

I don’t get celebrities. They claim to want private lives and ask that personal matters remain personal, but are quick to put their own business in the streets and get mad when celebrity bloggers, well…blog about it. Why make yourself a target? But maybe I’m wrong. Maybe Brown wasn’t using Twitter as his own confessional. Maybe he was using it to garner sympathy (which equals record sales) and attention for his new singles (one of which, “Crawl,” begs a woman to come back to him). Either way, it’s an over share, and quite frankly, I’m over it. *Un-follow*

In case you’re interested, here’s his new video for “I Can Transform Ya.”

JADA F. SMITH

Michelle Obama Is Glamourous

In the hustle and bustle of everything else that's going on in the world, it's nice to take a break and realize this moment. First she's hula-hooping and double-dutching on the White House lawn. And now this. Jezebel reports that Mrs. Obama is the only first lady thus far to grace the cover of Glamour. And ... she is stunning.

OK, enough googley eyes. What do y'all think about Mrs. O's Glamour cover?

--ERIN EVANS