I gotta say that the gay sexual harassment charges against New York Knick Eddy Curry don’t pass muster. It sounds like a shake-down gone wild, where the accuser throws as many different types of offensive accusations in a bag and sets them on fire. The only thing missing are allegations of child pornography. It’s not that I don’t think Dude is gay or whatever, because I think that’s far removed from the point—who cares? The driver is holding some of Curry’s belonging hostage in storage facilities, man. Curry’s having a rough coupla years, man what with getting jacked at home last year and just trying to play basketball this year. I think he his driver had some words, and now his driver is trying to get some loot to go away. I say Curry should give him a few dollars to buy himself some self-respect.