Raven-Symoné Vows to Move to Canada if Any Republican Gets ‘Nominated’

Nominated? We’re thinking she meant something else.

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Raven-Symoné is moving. Raven-Symoné is moving to Canada. Clearly this is happening, because Raven-Symoné said so.

During a recent episode of The View, Raven-Symoné had a few thoughts about the upcoming election. These thoughts, of course, should be taken with a grain of salt, especially after you hear what she had to say.

“My confession for this election is, ‘If any Republican gets nominated, I’m gonna move to Canada with my entire family.’ Is that bad? I already have my ticket. I literally bought my ticket, I swear,” Raven-Symoné stated.

Girl, stop lying.

First of all, I hope you have your bags and family packed, because guess what? A Republican will get a nomination. Because, you know, that’s how these election things work. Each party gets a nomination. One Republican. One Democrat. 

Joy Behar was the only one to mention to Raven-Symoné that moving to Canada isn’t that simple. There are rules and Canada isn’t handing out citizenship to people. 

But as the French Canadians say: Au revoir, Raven-Symoné!

And as my grandmother would say: Don’t let the door knob hit you where the good Lord split you.

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