(The Root) — Are you experiencing an influx of fools in your timeline sorely in need of pity? Never fear! Mr. T. is on Twitter, and his tweets are completely awesome. They’re so good, in fact, that at first glance it seems like a parody account. But it’s real — he’s verified — and he has some major weight to throw around.
Check out some of his tweets below.
I walked over some cement earlier and left my footprints in it! The cement was dry.
— Mr. T (@MrT) July 29, 2013
Some health advice: Do not try my patience.
— Mr. T (@MrT) July 28, 2013
Milk is an important source of calcium, Mr.T is an important source of pity!
— Mr. T (@MrT) July 26, 2013
I don’t believe in limiting myself – even @Twitter’s character limit doesn’t apply for me! I can keep typing for as long as I wa
— Mr. T (@MrT) July 24, 2013
…I will be the only man in the world with a doctorate degree in FOOLOLOGY. I’ll be Dr. Mr. T, FOOLOGIST!
— Mr. T (@MrT) May 18, 2013