We all watch the State of the Union to hear the president lay out his policies for the coming year. But just because the policy is serious doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun. If the State of the Union were a high school class, these would be the superlatives.
Most Likely to Nod Off: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas
Most Likely to Stay Seated: The Republicans—All of Them
The Worst Tie: Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.)
Most Likely to Have an Outburst: Rep. Joe “You Lie!” Wilson (R-S.C.)