If the SOTU Were Like High School, Who Would Be ‘Most Likely To’?

We’re giving out our superlatives to attendees of the 2014 State of the Union.

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We all watch the State of the Union to hear the president lay out his policies for the coming year. But just because the policy is serious doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun. If the State of the Union were a high school class, these would be the superlatives.

Most Likely to Nod Off: Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas

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U.S. Supreme Court Justices Clarence Thomas and Stephen Breyer

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Most Likely to Stay Seated: The Republicans—All of Them

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The Worst Tie: Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.)

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Most Likely to Have an Outburst: Rep. Joe “You Lie!” Wilson (R-S.C.)

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Most Likely to Steal the Show: Vice President Joe Biden 

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Best-Looking: Rep. Cedric Richmond (D-La.)

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Most Likely to Accuse Obama of Being Satan After the Speech: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas)

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Sen. Ted Cruz (center) with Sens. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) and Mike Lee (R-Utah)

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Most Popular: President Barack Obama

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President Barack Obama during a campaign rally Oct. 23, 2012, at Triangle Park in Dayton, Ohio

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Most Likely to Start the Standing Ovation: House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.)

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Class Clown: Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.)

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Sen. Al Franken (right) with Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.)

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Most Likely to Photobomb: White House Chief Official Photographer Pete Souza

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Most Likely to Be Responsible for a Controversial Tweet: Rep. Steve Stockman (R-Texas)

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Best-Dressed: First Lady Michelle Obama

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Most Likely to Be Caught on Camera in an Awkward Moment: Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio)

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Most Spirited: Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla.)

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Cutest Couple: Attorney General Eric Holder and Sharon Malone

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