20 Excuses Black People Will Use If Obama Loses

Writing at the Huffington Post, Tavis Smiley presents a list of funny (and not-so-funny) lines that he hopes not to hear the day after the election. 

“That damn Stacey Dash!”

“They suppressed my vote!”

“I’m part of the black bourgeoisie 1%, I had to vote for RoMONEY!”

“That line was too long!”

“I ran by the house right after work cause I had forgot my sample ballot; got me something to eat, sat down for a quick minute, and … “

Read Tavis Smiley’s entire piece at the Huffington Post.

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