20 Excuses Black People Will Use If Obama Loses

Writing at the Huffington Post, Tavis Smiley presents a list of funny (and not-so-funny) lines that he hopes not to hear the day after the election. 

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Writing at the Huffington Post, Tavis Smiley presents a list of funny (and not-so-funny) lines that he hopes not to hear the day after the election.

"They said Obama was winning!"

"I didn't get to the polls, but I did say a prayer for the brotha!"

"You know they wasn't gonna let no Black man have no two terms!"

"See, what had happened was ... "

"I couldn't get my outfit together!"

"Racism."

"I must have caught that 'Romnesia,' is it 2012 already?"

"They knew in the second term he was finally gonna hook US up!"

"That damn Stacey Dash!"

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