Why Newt Gingrich Is Beyond Satire

RightWatch: No jokes here -- the candidate and his GOP opponents are silly enough on their own.

Which leaves only the quality of Gingrich’s political ideas as fertile territory for criticism by his opponents — and here the field is wide open. A former instructor at a third-rate college in Georgia, Gingrich fancies himself as a protean intellectual brimming with creative ideas. A more accurate description is that he is an undisciplined flake who will say whatever stray thought pops into his mind.

Sometimes, as with Gingrich’s recent comments about the issue of undocumented immigrants to the U.S., these spontaneous utterances can be humane and even courageous. More often, they are deeply offensive.

When Gingrich endorsed the vile tract put forth last year by the creepy right-wing essayist Dinesh D’Souza — that President Obama is driven by an anti-colonial rage against Western civilization that he supposedly inherited from his Kenyan father — he knew it was an outrageous lie. And when, two weeks ago, he denounced “truly stupid” child-labor laws that stand in the way of using 9-year-olds as school janitors, he had to have known how callous and offensive he would seem.

But for Gingrich, that’s exactly the point. A man who could denounce President Clinton for libertinism while simultaneously conducting an extramarital affair of his own has no difficulty espousing proposals that are diametrically opposed to his earlier enunciations.

So, for example, Gingrich now says he wants to repeal Obama’s health care law because it requires individuals to purchase health insurance. That’s not what he said back in 2007, when he penned an op-ed saying that Congress should “require anyone who earns more than $50,000 a year to purchase health insurance or post a bond.” The list of flip-flops and opportunistic contradictions could go on and on.

None of this matters to Gingrich, who seems to believe that the truth is whatever he says it is at the moment, whatever it may have been in the past. Indeed, as the New Republic observed in a recent analysis, Gingrich is one of the inventors of the GOP right wing’s current style of “say-anything politics,” in which both facts and principle are subordinate to short-term expediency. This is, in short, the politics of the big lie, at least in the GOP primary, where voters are prepared to believe anything as long as it’s damaging to Obama.

The only thing more ridiculous would be for Gingrich to team up with a public figure whose narcissism, dishonesty and hunger for the spotlight match his own — but that’s precisely what he has done by agreeing to take part in a debate on Dec. 27 moderated by the biggest phony, none other than Donald Trump.

It’s hard to imagine a vessel short of the Hindenburg capacious enough to accommodate the amount of hot air likely to be generated by this ludicrous pairing. But then, as I’ve said before, the current GOP nominating process is beyond satire. A cheating, lying crook at the top of the polls? Not even Buckwheat would dare to make this stuff up.

Jack White keeps an eye on right-wing politics for The Root.

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