Obama’s Reefer Madness

Why does his administration take UFO spotters more seriously than it does those who want to legalize pot?

Aaron Foster/Getty Images; David Young-Wolff/Getty Images
Aaron Foster/Getty Images; David Young-Wolff/Getty Images

Here’s some change you can believe in: The Obama administration is more interested in breaking bread with UFO spotters than with people who understand that it’s ridiculous to treat pot as an illegal substance.

It’s bad enough that the administration is blithely continuing its quest to eradicate medical-marijuana dispensaries even in states that have declared them legal. It almost beggars belief that this backward, puritanical position — on mere weed — is held by an administration headed by the man we all thought was so modern and cool and progressive.

But a look at the administration’s We the People site just now really socks it home. The format is petitions that ordinary people send in and vote on. Of the top 10 most signed, no fewer than half concern the legalization of marijuana. Not heroin and cocaine, mind you, but just pot. Together, the petitions have attracted more than 150,000 signatures.

Now, among the other petitions are a few nut-job affairs. One asks that the administration “Immediately disclose the government’s knowledge of and communications with extraterrestrial beings,” while another one requests that it “Formally acknowledge an extraterrestrial presence engaging the human race.” Not surprisingly — although somewhat depressingly, to be sure — together these two got only 18,000 signers.

Interestingly, the administration’s response on the site to that topic, by Phil Larson of the White House’s Office of Science and Technology Policy, is rather gorgeously polite. “Many scientists and mathematicians have looked with a statistical mindset at the question of whether life likely exists beyond Earth and have come to the conclusion that the odds are pretty high that somewhere among the trillions and trillions of stars in the universe there is a planet other than ours that is home to life.

“There are a number of projects working toward the goal of understanding if life can or does exist off Earth,” Larson coos at these people, many of whom have tales of abduction. In an alternative universe, so to speak, one might suppose the Obama folks would not dignify this silliness with a response at all. However, there is barely dignity of any kind in the response to the real-world concerns of the people who signed the marijuana-law petitions.

Gil Kerlikowske is director of the Office of National Drug Control Policy — i.e., drug czar. Last we heard from him in the summer, he was turning away representatives of Law Enforcement Against Prohibition who showed up at his building after he had repeatedly refused even to meet with them. Now he has penned the administration’s response to these petitioners about marijuana.

The response is one part Anti-Saloon League and one part 1984. “Marijuana use is associated with addiction, respiratory disease, and cognitive impairment,” he intones. OK, there may be such “associations.” But sugary beverages are “associated” with obesity, diabetes and heart disease. How far along is the administration in classifying Sprite as contraband?