Why The Salahis Should Go To Jail

Their White House gate crash isn’t funny. It’s dangerous.


One for the M*****F*****s at the party

Two for the DJ bumpin’ this for me

Three for the girls with the fake ID,

And a pound—

If you snuck in through the back for free...

The Coup “Sneakin’ In

If you’ve ever slid past a long line of impatient partygoers at a packed Las Vegas club on Saturday night, you know how good it feels to get in. Whether you styled-off the bouncer with half a hundred or you were on the VIP guest list, there’s nothing like it.

If you’ve been there, you know how Tareq and Michaele Salahi felt last week, allegedly “sneaking” into the White House for President Barack Obama’s State Dinner honoring India’s Prime Minister Manmohan Singh.

If you’re the U.S. Secret Service, the White House staff, Singh’s security detail, the Obamas, the Bidens or just an ordinary patriotic American, you should want the Salahis locked up.

That’s their price of admission.