Roll Out, Luda

Your freestyling is not helping Obama.


For the first time in American history, an entire community, from sea to shining sea, is being asked to stay on message for a whole year to help a brotha get elected. During these last few months of the campaign, they’re not going to “swift boat” Obama, they’re going to “water board” his ass until he starts splitting infinitives and dancing a jig. So let’s not fall for the okey-doke, people.

David Swerdlick writes about politics for PopMatters. He is a former contributor to Creative Loafing, and his writing has appeared in EbonyJet, AlterNet and The American Prospect.