24: Obama's Torture Episode

Everyone should have seen this plot twist coming.

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Right now, liberals want me to release classified photos, conservatives deny that torture is illegal, and people that I work with may be involved in both. Home grown terrorists tried to blow up two synagogues and three U.S. soldiers were killed alongside 63 Iraqis.

My name is Barack Obama, and today is the longest day of my life. The following takes place between 10:00 AM and 11:00 AM on the day of my national security speech—events are in real time...



As the FBI hauls in a clique accused of plotting to blow up synagogues in the Bronx, this could turn out to be the day that the Nation of Islam, generally regarded as more militant and anti-Jewish, turns the public relations tables on Sunni orthodox black Muslims:

Final Calls and bean pies?—hell yes. Bomb plots and stinger missiles?—not so much.

Showtime had this whole caper called back in 2005 when they portrayed Darwyn Al-Sayeed (Michael Ealy)—a black Muslim FBI agent infiltrating an American terror cell—a sort of Spook Who Sat By The Door of the masjid.

If the allegations prove true, a few Joes from upstate New York will have singlehandedly put law abiding Muslim Americans on the spot, turned back the clock on black-Jewish rapprochement, and revived every Barack “Hussein” Obama conspiracy theory there is.