Why I Would Never Marry My Best Friend 

I see a partner and friends as serving very different roles in my life, and prefer it that way.

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I was recently reading my girl Dara’s latest blog post about marriage being boring and unmysterious (prompted by the Netflix show Master of None). She also discusses the way in which she is comforted by the familiarity of her husband and their routine, and the newness that they still experience as they grow and evolve, both individually and together.

While for some this is unappealing and panic-inducing, I’m actually really looking forward to the “boring” mundanities of marriage. But that’s not what this post is about.

In the post, Dara mentioned something I’ve heard countless people say about their spouses: Marriage allows you to wake up to your best friend every day. This is supposed to be something that makes marriage attractive and worthwhile. Instead, it makes me cringe.

Because … I have no desire to ever marry my best friend.

Don’t get me wrong—my best friend is dope AF. It’s “Go best friend, that’s my best friend” all day, er’y day. Top five most important person in my life. Buuut she’s already married. And I’m not into chicks. So, there’s that.

But since my best-friend position is already taken, what is the protocol? Does my love interest stage a coup d’état against the reigning best friend? Do I have to be the one to switch the BFF out for the BaeFF? Does bestie honorably resign and relinquish her post to bae? 

Maybe people whose spouse is their best friend didn’t have a best friend before they got married. Or maybe they liked their spouse more than their best friend (it happens). Or maybe it’s just polite to bestow such a loving title on the person who is willing to commit to spending day in and day out with your difficult ass and actually paid cash money to the state and signed legally binding documents to do so.

To each his or her own, of course. But the best-friend designation makes no sense to me when speaking of someone other than my actual best friend or friends.

Now, what makes someone a best friend? It’s completely arbitrary. My bestie is my “bestest friend in the whole wide world” simply because we declared it so when we were 3 or 4. We’ve considered each other as such ever since. We’ve been together since infancy. We were each other’s first friend. Her family is my family, my family is her family. We answer each other in dated movie quotes (namely from Clueless and Save the Last Dance).

Though we don’t talk every day (or even every week), she’s always there. She’s a person I always consider when I think of the good things in my life. I love and trust her unconditionally. She’s the first and forever family that I’ve had the pleasure of choosing. She’s my ace, my day one, my bestest friend in the whole wide world. We just straight like that.