Hats That Should Have Been Saved for Easter Sunday

The higher the hat, the closer to God.

President Barack Obama leaves a meeting with members of the House Democratic Caucus March 14, 2013, in Washington, D.C. With the president are Reps. Frederica Wilson (Fla.) and Terri Sewell (Ala.). 
President Barack Obama leaves a meeting with members of the House Democratic Caucus March 14, 2013, in Washington, D.C. With the president are Reps. Frederica Wilson (Fla.) and Terri Sewell (Ala.).  Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

The ultimate Easter accessory was never a colored egg. If you know what we know, the yearly celebration of Jesus’ resurrection is also your annual chance to glide through those church aisles with the most excessively stylish hat atop your blessed head. So why on earth did these celebrities waste their creative headgear on the other 364 days of the year? Here’s a showcase of celebrities whose furious headpieces missed the chance to proclaim their love for Christ by blocking your view of the pastor.

1. Aretha Franklin’s aggressive Inauguration Day bow ensemble.

Aretha’s hat stole President Obama’s shine on what was supposed to be his big day.

2. Pharrell and the case of the oversized Arby’s hat.

To be fair, Pharrell’s hat pays homage to this 1982 rap video. Apparently, some people think it should have stayed in 1982.

3. Coolio’s homemade pigtail cutout hat accessory thing.

Coolio should have left his hat on Sesame Street.

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