Sorry, Duck Dynasty, That’s How Capitalism Works

Duck calls and home-spun “wisdom” are big business. But you can’t sell stereotypes to a country that’s not buying played-out ideas about blacks and gays.

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Sen. Ted Cruz called out the media “thought police” who were “censoring” Robertson’s views, and that “If you believe in free speech or religious liberty, you should be deeply dismayed over the treatment of Phil Robertson.”

But what’s wrong with their comments, as Slate’s Matt Yglesias notes, is that there’s no such thing as “a First Amendment right to a television show.” The government can’t abridge your free speech, but the TV network you work for can drop you like a bad habit any time it wants to.

And what these self-styled conservatives also miss is that for better or worse, the whole chain of events was sorted out quite nicely by the free market—otherwise known, you know, as capitalism.

We live, thankfully, in an age where it’s become bad business to air a show whose leading man spouts Robertson’s antiquated views. And although he later said that even if, in his view, “women and men are meant to be together,” he would never “treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me,” he’s still got a stance that suggests an intolerance for gays and lesbians—and he’s got an almost comically blinkered view of his one-time “singing and happy” black friends.

As a guy who makes $200,000 per episode, and collects a tidy sum selling his highly sought-after duck calls, Robertson knows better than anyone that in America—in this case, a multicultural, multifaith America—the customer is always right.

Yanking him from the air didn’t violate his right to free speech; it was a business decision for A&E—and also just a dose of common sense.

One conservative, though, got this right: Glenn Beck.

Businessman that he is, he invited Robertson to bring Duck Dynasty to Beck’s Blaze TV, and just like that, solved a free-market problem with an entrepreneurial solution.

Maybe those other “conservatives” could learn a lesson of their own.

David Swerdlick is an associate editor at The Root. Follow him on Twitter.