'Scandal' Recap: Last Night's 10 Best Quotes

In the latest episode, Mellie delivers -- again -- and the wife of a sleazy senator tries to stand by her man.

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Scene from Scandal, Oct. 24 (ABC)

(The Root) -- There's nothing like a nice, juicy Cyrus Beene quote. Pretty much everything the cheeky chief of staff says can be applied to any real-life situation if you try hard enough. To wit, if someone cuts you in line at the coffee shop, just stick them with a snarling, "You might be animal, but I am a monster," and watch how quickly they skedaddle.

And let's not forget when Cy asked Olivia Pope, "Is your vagina apolitical?" Pull that one out and immediately bring those exhausting debates about whether your best friend should get back with her ex to a complete shutdown, Tea Party-style. Cyrus gives great sound bite. But in last night's episode of Scandal, Cyrus took a backseat and let the rest of the politicos hit us with some great headlines.

1. "Olivia, he would hurt you. Your father? He would slit your throat and drink your blood if it served the Republic." --Jake Ballard when Olivia tries to kick him out

Word, Jake? You're just going to put Olivia's pops out there on Front Street like that? Whether or not Rowan Pope is, in fact, a civil vampire remains to be seen, but it's clear that Jake will do and say pretty much anything to stay on Olivia's couch.

2. "I won't let the world hang him for something he didn't do. You of all people should know how wrong that is." --The senator's wife when she meets Olivia for the first time

In the recurring role of the ubiquitous politician's wife who stands blindly by her man, The Office's Melora Hardin echoes a very Olivia-like sentiment when her husband is accused of murdering the girl he exchanged some racy sexts with.

3. "Give any piece of trailer trash a push-up bra and a microphone, and the stupid flyovers will eat it up like fried Twinkies." --Mellie Grant when she's asked about a potential Sarah Palin wannabe stealing her husband's shine

The first lady is increasingly becoming the most " 'bout it" character on the show. No matter how polished or sleek she might seem on the outside, on the inside Mellie is a scandal waiting to happen. In just one sentence she managed to insult a potential political rival, about 90 percent of the country and delicious snacks.

4. "If you're worried about the money, then we can all work for free at least for a few months." --Abby Whelan when Olivia has to decide whether to keep a lying client

Record scratch! Although noble in some circles, Abby's announcement takes the cake as the craziest thing I've heard said in Scandal history. Work? For free? Since when did OPA become the federal government?