(The Root) — Earlier this week the Washington Post published a list of “The 10 D.C. Guys We’ve All Dated.” It included “the chill Republican dude” who wears shirts with whales on them, “the organic kale guy” who makes homemade quiche and “the Clarendon guy” who downs shots of Fireball and never misses brunch.
While I’m sure there are chill black Republicans with whale shirts, black guys who enjoy organic greens and those who never miss Sunday brunch, the list read as if it were made for a certain population — namely the yuppie 20- and 30-something transplants who have taken over the city — and some black readers just didn’t get it or weren’t feeling it.
“What a biased list,” wrote one commenter, who created her own (hilarious) list of black “types” one may encounter in the nation’s capital. “It’s sad stories like this [that] overlook the people who have been living in this city for generations. HELLO! We are still here and we read the paper too.”
Well, we at The Root heard you loud and clear, and we’ve created our own, more inclusive list of “The 10 Guys Black Women From Anywhere May Actually Have Dated” — hopefully only briefly.
1. The God
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At 35 he has two degrees, a six-figure income, no kids and a mortgage. And yes, he’s straight. On paper, he sounds ideal. How is he single? Because in person he’s a nightmare. He’s convinced himself that his presence is a present, and he reminds you of that (and his “accomplishments”) at every opportunity.